externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

(via radioactive-vodka)

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence
totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(via ruinedchildhood)

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

(via random-fridge)

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time
runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(via troyesivan)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

(via radioactive-vodka)

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

(via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)